Frases engraçadas para completar

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Leia uma frase em voz alta, dê um minuto para todo mundo escrever uma resposta, leia as respostas sem dizer o autor e vote. Ou deixe o Backchat fazer tudo isso no celular de todo mundo, com frases novas a cada partida.

Cotidiano

• The worst thing to find in your coat pocket after a year is ______
• The real reason socks go missing in the wash: ______
• What the shopping trolley with the wonky wheel says to you: ______
• A rejected name for a new colour of paint: ______
• My life coach says the secret to happiness is ______
• What the self-checkout machine says when nobody's around: ______
• What the parking inspector says when you come running back: ______
• The local news opened tonight with ______
• What the umbrella says when it finally turns inside out: ______
• A rejected name for a toothpaste: ______
• What the delivery driver says when nobody answers the door: ______
• The worst thing to hear your mechanic say is ______
• The worst thing to hear over the supermarket speakers is ______

Aniversários

• The worst flavour for a birthday cake is ______
• The worst thing to see written on your birthday cake is ______
• The real reason the birthday candles won't blow out: ______
• A rejected theme for a 30th birthday party: ______
• The worst thing to hear right before blowing out the candles is ______
• What the piñata is thinking as the kids line up: ______
• The worst way to wake up on your birthday is ______
• What the waiter says while bringing out the cake with sparklers: ______
• A rejected slogan for a birthday card company: ______
• A terrible thing to say when someone opens your present: ______
• The worst animal to hire for a birthday party is ______
• A terrible thing to say when the birthday cake comes out: ______
• The real reason the birthday party ended early: ______

Bichos de estimação

• What the dog is thinking when you leave for work: ______
• The real reason cats love sitting in cardboard boxes: ______
• What the dog is thinking during bath time: ______
• What the dog is thinking when somebody says the word "walk": ______
• What the cat is thinking when you cry in front of it: ______
• The worst trick to teach your dog is ______
• What the goldfish is thinking on its hundredth lap of the bowl: ______
• The worst name to give a pet goldfish is ______
• The worst thing for the parrot to say when Grandma visits is ______
• What the dog says when it sees itself in the mirror: ______
• A rejected name for a pet shop: ______
• The worst name for a dog you'll be shouting in the park is ______
• The worst thing to see on the vet bill is ______

Escola

• What the teacher says when the class goes quiet for once: ______
• The worst thing to bring to show and tell is ______
• The worst excuse for not doing your homework is ______
• A rejected name for a school mascot: ______
• The worst thing to find written about you in the school yearbook is ______
• The school reunion got awkward when ______
• What the classroom whiteboard is thinking at the end of the day: ______
• What the school photographer says to get everyone to smile: ______
• The worst thing to find in your pencil case is ______
• What the pencil sharpener says to the blunt pencil: ______
• The real reason the teacher has eyes in the back of her head: ______
• A rejected name for the school newspaper: ______
• What the lost property box is thinking: ______

Casamentos

• A terrible thing to say during a wedding toast: ______
• A terrible thing to say during your wedding vows: ______
• A rejected theme for a wedding: ______
• The real reason the wedding has a "no kids" rule: ______
• The worst thing to throw at the bride and groom is ______
• The real reason the wedding has a bouncy castle: ______
• The real reason the groom looked so nervous: ______
• The wedding favours this year were ______
• The worst plus-one to bring to your cousin's wedding is ______
• The worst thing to happen during the first dance is ______
• The real reason the wedding speeches took two hours: ______
• The worst thing to write in the wedding guest book is ______
• The real reason the wedding was held at the zoo: ______

Cinema e TV

• A rejected title for a superhero movie: ______
• The worst thing to happen during the big family movie night is ______
• The real reason the show has a laugh track: ______
• What the movie villain says in his very boring backstory: ______
• What the TV remote is thinking as it hides in the couch: ______
• What the weather presenter says on the worst day of the year: ______
• A rejected name for a game show: ______
• The real reason the main character never goes to work: ______
• The new reality show strands ten strangers on an island with ______
• What the TV chef says when the cake collapses on live TV: ______
• The worst thing to happen in the middle of a scary film is ______
• What the TV says after you've been watching it all day: ______
• The real reason the movie is three hours long: ______

Viagem

• The worst thing to hear the pilot say is ______
• The hotel promised a swimming pool, but it was actually ______
• The worst person to sit next to on a long flight is ______
• What the hotel cleaner tells their colleague about room 214: ______
• The real reason airline food is so bad: ______
• A rejected slogan for a budget airline: ______
• What the kids ask for the hundredth time on the road trip: ______
• The hotel breakfast buffet only had ______
• What the seagull says to the family eating lunch at the beach: ______
• What the hotel receptionist says when you ask for an upgrade: ______
• A rejected slogan for a seaside town: ______
• What your travel buddy says on day three of the holiday: ______
• What the pilot says when the plane lands with a big bump: ______

Esporte

• The worst thing to hear from your swimming coach is ______
• What the referee says to the team that keeps losing: ______
• What the personal trainer says to their mate about you: ______
• The worst thing to hear your teammate say before the big game is ______
• What the gym equipment is thinking when you finally show up: ______
• The real reason the swimming pool smells like that: ______
• A rejected race for the school sports day: ______
• The worst thing to hear at the top of a ski slope is ______
• What the commentator says when the match is painfully boring: ______
• A rejected slogan for a sports drink: ______
• A terrible thing to yell from the sidelines at a kids' game: ______
• The worst prize for winning the big race is ______
• What the bowling pin says when the ball rolls into the gutter: ______

Comida

• A rejected name for a breakfast cereal: ______
• The secret ingredient in Grandpa's famous soup is ______
• The worst thing to hear from the person cooking dinner is ______
• The worst thing to say to the chef at a fancy restaurant is ______
• A rejected name for a burger joint: ______
• The worst thing to say on a cooking competition show is ______
• A terrible thing to say at a dinner party: ______
• The worst thing to order on a first date is ______
• A rejected name for a new chocolate bar: ______
• What the vegetables say to each other at the bottom of the fridge: ______
• The worst thing to hear from the barista is ______
• What the waiter says when you send the steak back for the third time: ______
• The worst thing to hear at the ice cream shop is ______

Natal

• The real reason Santa only comes once a year: ______
• What the elves say when Santa isn't listening: ______
• The worst thing to say at the office Christmas party is ______
• The worst Secret Santa gift is ______
• The worst thing for Santa to say when he comes down the chimney is ______
• The worst thing to hear your in-laws say on Christmas morning is ______
• What the family dog is thinking while everyone opens presents: ______
• This year our Christmas tree is decorated with ______
• The worst thing to write in your letter to Santa is ______
• What the kids shout at 5 am on Christmas morning: ______
• The worst thing to find inside a present you're about to regift is ______
• What the shop assistant says to you at 5:59 pm on Christmas Eve: ______
• The real reason the Christmas tree went up in October: ______

Halloween

• The worst costume idea for a Halloween party is ______
• The real reason vampires only come out at night: ______
• The scariest thing to find on Halloween night is ______
• What the zombie says on its first date: ______
• What the mummy says when its bandages start falling off: ______
• The real reason the haunted house attraction closed: ______
• What the vampire says at the dentist: ______
• A rejected name for a witch's potion: ______
• What the scarecrow says to the crows: ______
• The worst noise to hear coming from the pumpkin patch is ______
• What the witch says when her spell goes wrong: ______
• What the vampire says at his blood bank job interview: ______
• The real reason your neighbour turns the lights off on Halloween: ______

Família

• What Grandma says when she sees your new haircut: ______
• What your little brother says right before he breaks something: ______
• The worst thing to say at a family reunion is ______
• A rejected name for the family group chat: ______
• What Grandpa says every time he sees the price of anything: ______
• What your mum says when you bring a date home for the first time: ______
• The worst thing to say at the dinner table at Grandma's is ______
• What Mum says when she hears a crash from upstairs: ______
• The real reason Mum knows everything you did: ______
• A rejected family motto: ______
• This year's family photo was ruined by ______
• The worst job to get at the family barbecue is ______
• What your sibling says when you remind them they owe you money: ______

Tecnologia

• A rejected name for a new smartphone: ______
• A rejected name for a robot vacuum: ______
• A rejected name for a password manager: ______
• My phone autocorrected "on my way" to ______
• The real reason the update takes three hours: ______
• My new AI assistant only ever answers with ______
• The real reason the robot vacuum keeps hiding under the bed: ______
• The real reason your laptop fan sounds like a jet engine: ______
• A rejected name for a social media app: ______
• What the computer mouse is thinking about the cat: ______
• My new robot helper keeps trying to ______
• What the game controller is thinking after you lose again: ______
• A rejected name for a talking teddy bear: ______

Trabalho

• The worst thing to accidentally say on a work video call is ______
• A rejected slogan for a recruitment agency: ______
• What the printer says when you're already late for a meeting: ______
• My out-of-office message just says ______
• The real reason the boss wants everyone back in the office: ______
• What your boss says when you ask for a pay rise: ______
• A rejected name for the office fun committee: ______
• Today's all-staff email was just ______
• The worst way to end a work email is ______
• What the office goldfish is thinking during the Monday meeting: ______
• The new office chair is so comfy that ______
• What the swivel chair is thinking after a long day: ______
• A rejected theme for the office dress-up day: ______

Encontros

• The worst thing to hear on a first date is ______
• The date was going great until they mentioned ______
• What your friend says when you show them your new dating profile: ______
• The real reason they haven't texted back: ______
• What the dog is thinking after you get dumped: ______
• What your date says when the bill arrives: ______
• A rejected title for a romance novel: ______
• The worst place for a first date is ______
• A rejected name for a romantic restaurant: ______
• What the swan is thinking while you propose in a rowing boat: ______
• A rejected title for a love song: ______
• The worst thing to say when someone asks you to dance is ______
• The real reason your friend's new partner never comes out: ______

Colegas de casa

• The worst note to find on the fridge from your housemate is ______
• The worst thing to find on your shelf of a shared fridge is ______
• The worst house rule your new housemate could have is ______
• The worst thing to find out about your new place is ______
• My housemate's idea of cleaning is ______
• A terrible thing to say at the first house meeting: ______
• The house group chat exploded because someone ______
• The worst thing to find in the shared freezer is ______
• What the sofa is thinking on movie night: ______
• My new housemate moved in with just one thing: ______
• What the house's one teaspoon is thinking: ______
• What your housemate says when it's their turn to cook: ______
• The worst thing to find written on the cleaning roster is ______