Phrases à trou amusantes
Deux cents phrases tirées de la banque de Backchat, à utiliser librement. Lis-en une à voix haute, tout le monde écrit une réponse, puis vous votez pour la plus drôle. Celles-ci sont assez neutres. Le jeu en a d'autres pour tous les publics.
Comment ça marche
Lis une phrase à voix haute, laisse à chacun une minute pour écrire une réponse, lis les réponses anonymement et votez. Ou laisse Backchat s'occuper de tout ça sur vos téléphones, avec des phrases différentes à chaque fois.
La vie de tous les jours
- The worst thing to find in your coat pocket after a year is ______
- The real reason socks go missing in the wash: ______
- What the shopping trolley with the wonky wheel says to you: ______
- A rejected name for a new colour of paint: ______
- My life coach says the secret to happiness is ______
- What the self-checkout machine says when nobody's around: ______
- What the parking inspector says when you come running back: ______
- The local news opened tonight with ______
- What the umbrella says when it finally turns inside out: ______
- A rejected name for a toothpaste: ______
- What the delivery driver says when nobody answers the door: ______
- The worst thing to hear your mechanic say is ______
- The worst thing to hear over the supermarket speakers is ______
Les anniversaires
- The worst flavour for a birthday cake is ______
- The worst thing to see written on your birthday cake is ______
- The real reason the birthday candles won't blow out: ______
- A rejected theme for a 30th birthday party: ______
- The worst thing to hear right before blowing out the candles is ______
- What the piñata is thinking as the kids line up: ______
- The worst way to wake up on your birthday is ______
- What the waiter says while bringing out the cake with sparklers: ______
- A rejected slogan for a birthday card company: ______
- A terrible thing to say when someone opens your present: ______
- The worst animal to hire for a birthday party is ______
- A terrible thing to say when the birthday cake comes out: ______
- The real reason the birthday party ended early: ______
Les animaux de compagnie
- What the dog is thinking when you leave for work: ______
- The real reason cats love sitting in cardboard boxes: ______
- What the dog is thinking during bath time: ______
- What the dog is thinking when somebody says the word "walk": ______
- What the cat is thinking when you cry in front of it: ______
- The worst trick to teach your dog is ______
- What the goldfish is thinking on its hundredth lap of the bowl: ______
- The worst name to give a pet goldfish is ______
- The worst thing for the parrot to say when Grandma visits is ______
- What the dog says when it sees itself in the mirror: ______
- A rejected name for a pet shop: ______
- The worst name for a dog you'll be shouting in the park is ______
- The worst thing to see on the vet bill is ______
L'école
- What the teacher says when the class goes quiet for once: ______
- The worst thing to bring to show and tell is ______
- The worst excuse for not doing your homework is ______
- A rejected name for a school mascot: ______
- The worst thing to find written about you in the school yearbook is ______
- The school reunion got awkward when ______
- What the classroom whiteboard is thinking at the end of the day: ______
- What the school photographer says to get everyone to smile: ______
- The worst thing to find in your pencil case is ______
- What the pencil sharpener says to the blunt pencil: ______
- The real reason the teacher has eyes in the back of her head: ______
- A rejected name for the school newspaper: ______
- What the lost property box is thinking: ______
Les mariages
- A terrible thing to say during a wedding toast: ______
- A terrible thing to say during your wedding vows: ______
- A rejected theme for a wedding: ______
- The real reason the wedding has a "no kids" rule: ______
- The worst thing to throw at the bride and groom is ______
- The real reason the wedding has a bouncy castle: ______
- The real reason the groom looked so nervous: ______
- The wedding favours this year were ______
- The worst plus-one to bring to your cousin's wedding is ______
- The worst thing to happen during the first dance is ______
- The real reason the wedding speeches took two hours: ______
- The worst thing to write in the wedding guest book is ______
- The real reason the wedding was held at the zoo: ______
Ciné et télé
- A rejected title for a superhero movie: ______
- The worst thing to happen during the big family movie night is ______
- The real reason the show has a laugh track: ______
- What the movie villain says in his very boring backstory: ______
- What the TV remote is thinking as it hides in the couch: ______
- What the weather presenter says on the worst day of the year: ______
- A rejected name for a game show: ______
- The real reason the main character never goes to work: ______
- The new reality show strands ten strangers on an island with ______
- What the TV chef says when the cake collapses on live TV: ______
- The worst thing to happen in the middle of a scary film is ______
- What the TV says after you've been watching it all day: ______
- The real reason the movie is three hours long: ______
Les voyages
- The worst thing to hear the pilot say is ______
- The hotel promised a swimming pool, but it was actually ______
- The worst person to sit next to on a long flight is ______
- What the hotel cleaner tells their colleague about room 214: ______
- The real reason airline food is so bad: ______
- A rejected slogan for a budget airline: ______
- What the kids ask for the hundredth time on the road trip: ______
- The hotel breakfast buffet only had ______
- What the seagull says to the family eating lunch at the beach: ______
- What the hotel receptionist says when you ask for an upgrade: ______
- A rejected slogan for a seaside town: ______
- What your travel buddy says on day three of the holiday: ______
- What the pilot says when the plane lands with a big bump: ______
Le sport
- The worst thing to hear from your swimming coach is ______
- What the referee says to the team that keeps losing: ______
- What the personal trainer says to their mate about you: ______
- The worst thing to hear your teammate say before the big game is ______
- What the gym equipment is thinking when you finally show up: ______
- The real reason the swimming pool smells like that: ______
- A rejected race for the school sports day: ______
- The worst thing to hear at the top of a ski slope is ______
- What the commentator says when the match is painfully boring: ______
- A rejected slogan for a sports drink: ______
- A terrible thing to yell from the sidelines at a kids' game: ______
- The worst prize for winning the big race is ______
- What the bowling pin says when the ball rolls into the gutter: ______
La bouffe
- A rejected name for a breakfast cereal: ______
- The secret ingredient in Grandpa's famous soup is ______
- The worst thing to hear from the person cooking dinner is ______
- The worst thing to say to the chef at a fancy restaurant is ______
- A rejected name for a burger joint: ______
- The worst thing to say on a cooking competition show is ______
- A terrible thing to say at a dinner party: ______
- The worst thing to order on a first date is ______
- A rejected name for a new chocolate bar: ______
- What the vegetables say to each other at the bottom of the fridge: ______
- The worst thing to hear from the barista is ______
- What the waiter says when you send the steak back for the third time: ______
- The worst thing to hear at the ice cream shop is ______
Noël
- The real reason Santa only comes once a year: ______
- What the elves say when Santa isn't listening: ______
- The worst thing to say at the office Christmas party is ______
- The worst Secret Santa gift is ______
- The worst thing for Santa to say when he comes down the chimney is ______
- The worst thing to hear your in-laws say on Christmas morning is ______
- What the family dog is thinking while everyone opens presents: ______
- This year our Christmas tree is decorated with ______
- The worst thing to write in your letter to Santa is ______
- What the kids shout at 5 am on Christmas morning: ______
- The worst thing to find inside a present you're about to regift is ______
- What the shop assistant says to you at 5:59 pm on Christmas Eve: ______
- The real reason the Christmas tree went up in October: ______
Halloween
- The worst costume idea for a Halloween party is ______
- The real reason vampires only come out at night: ______
- The scariest thing to find on Halloween night is ______
- What the zombie says on its first date: ______
- What the mummy says when its bandages start falling off: ______
- The real reason the haunted house attraction closed: ______
- What the vampire says at the dentist: ______
- A rejected name for a witch's potion: ______
- What the scarecrow says to the crows: ______
- The worst noise to hear coming from the pumpkin patch is ______
- What the witch says when her spell goes wrong: ______
- What the vampire says at his blood bank job interview: ______
- The real reason your neighbour turns the lights off on Halloween: ______
La famille
- What Grandma says when she sees your new haircut: ______
- What your little brother says right before he breaks something: ______
- The worst thing to say at a family reunion is ______
- A rejected name for the family group chat: ______
- What Grandpa says every time he sees the price of anything: ______
- What your mum says when you bring a date home for the first time: ______
- The worst thing to say at the dinner table at Grandma's is ______
- What Mum says when she hears a crash from upstairs: ______
- The real reason Mum knows everything you did: ______
- A rejected family motto: ______
- This year's family photo was ruined by ______
- The worst job to get at the family barbecue is ______
- What your sibling says when you remind them they owe you money: ______
La technologie
- A rejected name for a new smartphone: ______
- A rejected name for a robot vacuum: ______
- A rejected name for a password manager: ______
- My phone autocorrected "on my way" to ______
- The real reason the update takes three hours: ______
- My new AI assistant only ever answers with ______
- The real reason the robot vacuum keeps hiding under the bed: ______
- The real reason your laptop fan sounds like a jet engine: ______
- A rejected name for a social media app: ______
- What the computer mouse is thinking about the cat: ______
- My new robot helper keeps trying to ______
- What the game controller is thinking after you lose again: ______
- A rejected name for a talking teddy bear: ______
Le boulot
- The worst thing to accidentally say on a work video call is ______
- A rejected slogan for a recruitment agency: ______
- What the printer says when you're already late for a meeting: ______
- My out-of-office message just says ______
- The real reason the boss wants everyone back in the office: ______
- What your boss says when you ask for a pay rise: ______
- A rejected name for the office fun committee: ______
- Today's all-staff email was just ______
- The worst way to end a work email is ______
- What the office goldfish is thinking during the Monday meeting: ______
- The new office chair is so comfy that ______
- What the swivel chair is thinking after a long day: ______
- A rejected theme for the office dress-up day: ______
Les rencontres
- The worst thing to hear on a first date is ______
- The date was going great until they mentioned ______
- What your friend says when you show them your new dating profile: ______
- The real reason they haven't texted back: ______
- What the dog is thinking after you get dumped: ______
- What your date says when the bill arrives: ______
- A rejected title for a romance novel: ______
- The worst place for a first date is ______
- A rejected name for a romantic restaurant: ______
- What the swan is thinking while you propose in a rowing boat: ______
- A rejected title for a love song: ______
- The worst thing to say when someone asks you to dance is ______
- The real reason your friend's new partner never comes out: ______
La coloc
- The worst note to find on the fridge from your housemate is ______
- The worst thing to find on your shelf of a shared fridge is ______
- The worst house rule your new housemate could have is ______
- The worst thing to find out about your new place is ______
- My housemate's idea of cleaning is ______
- A terrible thing to say at the first house meeting: ______
- The house group chat exploded because someone ______
- The worst thing to find in the shared freezer is ______
- What the sofa is thinking on movie night: ______
- My new housemate moved in with just one thing: ______
- What the house's one teaspoon is thinking: ______
- What your housemate says when it's their turn to cook: ______
- The worst thing to find written on the cleaning roster is ______
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